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The Florida State Mystery Recruit

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Hey guys, as we hinted at the other day, because it is subscription season, we have to tell you about the super secret mystery recruit Florida State is on.

But we can't really tell you who it is. At least not yet. Instead, we will hint cryptically and bait you with ridiculous headlines.

Then, you'll realize that you have to subscribe to attempt to see who the mystery recruit it.

Notice how we said attempt? That's because we'll actually never tell you who the recruit is. At least not before signing day. That's certainly to respect the wished of his camp, according to sources close to the situation, we're hearing.

If FSU does end up signing a prospect that nobody realized they were on (including me, in actuality), we'll claim it was him. There's a good shot of this happening because of how many new coaches FSU has this year.

If it doesn't happen, we might choose a kid who signed with another school who we know hates talking with the media. That way, he'll refuse to comment on the situation. Or, we might not name anyone at all, "out of respect for the player and his coach." Fluid situation, you see.

As for you, well, hopefully you wait long enough to see the mystery recruit that your free seven-day trial runs out, and you're charged for the entire year!

And that's really not so bad. Because then you'll be around long enough to hear about the next mystery recruit.

But we can't really tell you who it is next year, either. At least not yet. Instead, we will hint cryptically and bait you with ridiculous headlines.

Then, you'll realize that you have to subscribe to attempt to see who the mystery recruit it.

Notice how we said attempt? That's because we'll actually never tell you who the recruit is. At least not before signing day.

If FSU does end up signing a prospect that nobody realized they were on (including me, in actuality), we'll claim it was him. There's a good shot of this happening because of how many new coaches FSU has this year. FSU probably won't lose six coaches after next season, but don't think that's stopping us from doing it again.

If it doesn't happen, we might choose a kid who signed with another school who we know hates talking with the media. That way, he'll refuse to comment on the situation. Or, we might not name anyone at all, "because we are hearing for out of respect for the player and his coach."

As for you, well, hopefully you wait long enough to see the mystery recruit that your free seven-day trial runs out, and you're charged for the entire year!


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